NIGERIANS. List Of Untold Faults During President Goodluck Jonathan’s Tenure ..

A few friends of GMB have gathered together to release a few faults of the current President of Nigeria Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and they also claim that this should deter the good Nigerians from voting for him.
One of FNN journalists asked a few favors and got a hold of the list before its general release (find below).
“Our President has failed us – See some of the few things that has happened and he has not been able to handle or control:

• Number of fish in sardine is now 2
• Agbalumo seed has reduced to 2
• Gala with no beef in it
• Egg roll containing garden egg
• Man U signs David Moyes
• Blackberry battery doesn’t last
• Star inside Harp bottle
• Bournvita inside peak milk tin
• Size of Nkwobi pot is too small
• Some people can’t find their names on Coke bottle
• Food doesn’t go round at wedding receptions
• My dentist doesn’t know anything about Bluetooth
• iPhone can’t send pictures to blackberry
• Basket Mouth won’t vote come February 14
• Conductors don’t have complete change anymore
• Tonto Dikeh is now a musician
• Many people were denied visa to Ghana
• Dubai age restriction
• Tuface had too many children..sharia law would have stopped him 
• Donjazzy and dbanj split, wizkid and EME split, Psquare almost split
• Skales did not get Grammy nomination
With the above list, we are sure that we have been able to confuse you and not to convince you that come February 14; a vote for GMB is a vote for positive change.
Signed
Friends of GMB